My Christmas Wish List

At my most selfish, if I could have anything, what would I wish for?

A singing voice. While I have been truly blessed with a strong speaking voice, I received a lump of coal when it comes to singing. Tone-deaf with the complete inability to carry a tune.

Yes, a voice that is embarrassing, even alone in the shower. Not even a doting Mother could discern the remotest trace of melody. Harmony? Forget about it.

Next Christmas, I’ll be back.

–John Olander