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Dear God,
If you watch in Church on Sunday,
I will show you my new shoes.
-Micky D.
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“After all is said and done/ You can’t go pleasing everyone.”
-John Lennon, I’m Stepping Out
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“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
-Sicilian Proverb
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“Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation – look – please try to understand before one of us dies.”
–John Cleese
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“I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tongue?”
-Steve Martin
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“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
-Clive James
I hope we have a beautiful weekend filled with dancing common sense and love.
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“I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan.”
-Jackie Chan
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“My folks came to U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien.”
-Leonard Nimoy
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“Teach thy tongue to say, ‘I do not know,’ and thou shalt progress.”
-Maimonides
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“My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem.”
–Colin Firth
*Regarding the art. I was half-asleep, got an email from Dr. Mercola, read, “Heavily Smashed Sweet Potatoes” (it was “Hearty Mashed Sweet Potatoes”) and started giggling so much I had to draw it.
