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This week (and last) on ¤ under1000skies ¤

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“My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem.”
–COLIN FIRTH

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“Teach thy tongue to say, ‘I do not know,’ and thou shalt progress.”
-MAIMONIDES

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“My folks came to U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien.”
-LEONARD NIMOY

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“I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan.”
-JACKIE CHAN

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“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
-CLIVE JAMES

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“I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tongue?”
-STEVE MARTIN

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“Ian Fleming was my cousin, and he wanted me to play Dr. No, but by the time he got around to remembering to tell the producers, they’d already cast someone else. Spilt milk!”
-CHRISTOPHER LEE

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“Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation – look – please try to understand before one of us dies.”
–JOHN CLEESE

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“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
-SICILIAN PROVERB

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“After all is said and done/ You can’t go pleasing everyone.”
-JOHN LENNON, I’M STEPPING OUT

Photos by Picmonkey and Pixabay Photography Volunteers. Graphic Art by Niki Flow. Royalty-free music “Buddy” by Ben Tissot (www.BenSound.com).

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